Ask me anything   We're alike, me and cat. A couple of poor nameless slobs.

When Wendy Grew Up

"Ah me, how time flies! "
“Does it fly the way you flew when you were a little girl?”
“The way I flew! Do you know, Jane, I sometimes wonder whether I ever did really fly.”
“Yes, you did.”
“The dear old days when I could fly!”
“Why can’t you fly now, mother?”
“Because I am a grown up, dearest. When people grow up they forget the way.”

— 2 days ago
#Peter and Wendy 

mrgolightly:

Brittany Murphy would have killed as a pop star. Forever upset about her not releasing an album.

This was my shit.

— 5 days ago with 166 notes
Fish Tacos are the Tits

Tagged by wisforwonder



Name: Anastasia Beaverhausen

Nickname: Shipoopie, linachka, Babygirl, Beansie



Birthday: June 24

Gender: I have perfect tits

Sexuality: Weird.

Height: 5’0

Timezone: EST



Current time and date: September 16, 2014 20:20..a little later than this but I don’t use military time like an asshole

Last thing searched on Google: Forest Hills Hospital, apparently there is one



Most used phrase: he needs to calm the fuck down/ you need to chill the fuck out

Last thing you said to a family member: nobody loves meeeeeeee love meeeeeeeeeeee

Favorite beverage: Coffee. <- you drink light brown milk and sugar, it’s diabetus in a cup. It’s offensive that you call it coffee. Plus you’re all one sip and “I’m stuffed”. Any funky flavored diet soda. Or orange pellegrino.

First word that comes to mind: poopakins 

Happy place: spoiledlush's patio/living room <- it's a backyard, not a patio. I'm surprised you didn't write the lanai. And my happy place is either my bed, or a bed where I'm folded into some big tattooed arms

Three things you can’t live without: drinks with flavor, lots of pillows, beards

Advice for your followers: I have meltdowns on a regular basis so I don’t think I’m the best person to come to for advice. Actually I am. Come to meee.

— 5 days ago with 2 notes