Tagged by wisforwonder
Name: Anastasia Beaverhausen
Nickname: Shipoopie, linachka, Babygirl, Beansie
Birthday: June 24
Gender: I have perfect tits
Current time and date: September 16, 2014 20:20..a little later than this but I don’t use military time like an asshole
Last thing searched on Google: Forest Hills Hospital, apparently there is one
Most used phrase: he needs to calm the fuck down/ you need to chill the fuck out
Last thing you said to a family member: nobody loves meeeeeeee love meeeeeeeeeeee
Favorite beverage: Coffee. <- you drink light brown milk and sugar, it’s diabetus in a cup. It’s offensive that you call it coffee. Plus you’re all one sip and “I’m stuffed”. Any funky flavored diet soda. Or orange pellegrino.
First word that comes to mind: poopakins
Happy place: spoiledlush's patio/living room <- it's a backyard, not a patio. I'm surprised you didn't write the lanai. And my happy place is either my bed, or a bed where I'm folded into some big tattooed arms
Three things you can’t live without: drinks with flavor, lots of pillows, beards
Advice for your followers: I have meltdowns on a regular basis so I don’t think I’m the best person to come to for advice. Actually I am. Come to meee.