January 2012
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Jan 31st
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“There’s no morning after pill for bad comedy.”
– Sarah Colonna (After Lately)
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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I Burp from Drinking Water
I don’t care how good your dick is, if you invite me over and you don’t have Diet Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry soda to offer, I won’t be back.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jen
I’ve come to the conclusion that if your name is Jen, you probably aren’t a quality human being.
Jan 25th
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“in·sti·tu·tion 4. Sociology . a well-established and structured pattern of...”
– Me
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Reasons I Am Currently Not Getting Any Work Done
- Friends sending me texts of men with tattoos - and other parts of men with tattoos - Friends talking to me about Tumblr - Friends talking about the tattood men (yes, they’re all real!!) - Running to the window every time I hear fire trucks go by Turning off my phone.  Now if only I could not be myself for the next 2 hours that would be great.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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“Specifically to the requirement that a woman would need to see ultrasound images...”
– Dr. Nancy Stanwood, OB/GYN, knocking it out of the goddamn park at The Hairpin. (via floodedwithcarbonlight)
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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The Book of Joe
It’s not necessarily that I’m afraid of aging; I just refuse to do it alone.  And so at thirty-four, I’m listening to Everclear, Blink 182, Foo Fighters, and a host of other contemporary stuff.  My audio Rogaine.  I’ve somehow managed to beat the odds and keep a full head of hair, but that’s really besides the point.  We’re all going bald somewhere. Everyone...
Jan 24th
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“‘Backstreets’ was your song?” “What’s wrong with...”
– The Book of Joe, Jonathan Tropper
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Jan 21st
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“What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re...”
–  Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters By Jessica Valenti “But no wait the odds ARE equal! and and and and — and men get oppressed just as badly!” Lul sure. (via cwnl) Classic, and always bears a reblog. -Jess (via stfuconservatives)
Jan 21st
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People don't hate Newt Gingrich because he cheated...
stfuconservatives: seriouslyamerica: Why is this so hard to understand? It’s the hypocrisy, not the [presumably consensual] sex. ^ YES. It’s shitty that he cheated on two wives and left them when they were terminally ill. But it’s politically reprehensible that he would claim to be the “values candidate” who will protect the “sanctity of marriage” after doing it. -Jess
Jan 21st
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The Media Doesn't Affect Our Thinking My Ass
Last weekend I watched Blue Valentine, this week I see a painter on the train and plan out our whole lives together. Also, how does Jonathan Tropper know that people do that?
Jan 21st
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